Starsucks!

by Casey

So there I am, in line at that soul-​sucking, globalization-​enabling, geo-​political dis­as­ter to poor South Amer­i­can farm­ers who deserve free trade of a coffee shop Star­bucks, or as my life part­ner calls it, Star­sucks (lol), and all I want is my reg­u­lar decaf triple shot grande mocha latte with skim milk and those little chocolate [...]